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Fitness Blog – Page 22 – Mombie Fitness

Some Of The Recent News

Recent News

Humor

Yet another funny Cat Video

My Cat used to do this to our printer, I love how they think they can take on the printer.

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Mom New Mom Random thoughts

Tag you’re it!

I think my life has definitely become enriched by my online community of friends and mommy blogger's.  For those of you who read this blog, and think I'm crazy for holding so much respect and awe for people I don't even know, let me assure you, you haven't been part of a fantastic community that speaks to you---there are many good luck in finding yours.

Since becoming pregnant last year, and meeting so many wonder women on BBC.ca (most of which were March Mommies like myself) it has opened me up to a fantastic community of support.

Many people look at me a little strangely when I say something I heard from my ladies online or some other mommy blogger's but I don't care, I have learned so much from so many intelligent women, it rocks! Ok but I'm getting off topic, god I tell you baby brain never goes away-quite sad really.

Tag you're it!

So back to my point, I've been tagged! Organic Yoga Mom has been kind enough to tag me in this online blogging game much like the idea of paying it forward.  She is also the wonderful lady who introduced me to the MiEssence products that were reviewed a few weeks ago. The idea is to

  1. Link to the person who sent this to you
  2. Share 7 random/weird facts about yourself
  3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and link to them
  4. Share the good news with those people!

My Randomness

1) At Starbucks my preferred drink is: A double tall, one pump hazelnut, non fat, no foam, latte. If it's Christmas time: tall, non fat, half sweet peppermint, with whip hot chocolate.

2)I cannot play the guitar on rockband 1 or 2 but I rock out to the drums and can hold a tune-no one has told me differently. yet.

3)I'm obsessed with "The Simpsons" and quote it quite regularly. (ie. "latex condo, boy I'd like to live in one of those"---Grandpa Simpson)

4)I met my husband when I was 16 but we didn't marry until I was 23. Gosh doesn't that sound like I'm a redneck.

5)I'm a computer gaming geek. I was really into the Sims, and am now learning how to play spore, I've also been known to stay up until 5 am playing Civilization and rockband.

6)If I was single, I'd be the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons and probably house at least 10 cats. Also one of my cats pays hide and seek with me.

7)My husband and I spend hours on the computer across from each other, and use instant messaging to talk to one another when we're blogging.

Here's to you fellow bloggers!

1)Moomette's Magnificent's

2)Junction Mama

3)The Young and Relentless

4)Soapbox Mama

5)A cup of Coffee and a story

6)Travels With Children

7)Being healthy for busy people

Sorry I have to add one more!

8)Healthiest Life For Me---coming soon!

 

There you go :) Pay it Forward, and even if you don't, I hope my readers read some interesting posts by some very interesting ladies!

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Forward of the Month

Forward of the Month: Politics

Warning: this forward has some mature subject matter and language.politics

 

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.


Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.


The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

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Humor

Joke of the Month: Even if you tell your children about birth, they might not “get it”

I was browsing along on Twittermoms tonight and Lisa posted this hilarious joke! I thought it was too cute not to share it. I LMAO when I read it, thanks Lisa!

 

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kid's myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.


Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.
She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'
'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'
She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)
'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)
'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)
'

Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there.'

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.

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Mom New Mom Random thoughts

My little man is growing up!

So my little man is just over 7 months, wow how the time flies. I remember the first few months going by so slowly! Just two days ago, my husband was taking care of my son and when I came home he told me he'd rolled over front to back and back to front! I've been waiting for 7 months for this to happen!!! But the next day i tried it again, and he did it again! It's only taken 7 months LOL He's also sitting up so well, and today, he tried to share his soother with his stuffed animal the sleep sheep. When we first started solids, It was a chore to feed him, now he opens his mouth and wants all the lovely food I've been making him...aside from the peaches lol It's funny, how I thought id be one of those moms who would want to go back to work as soon as possible, and now I'm enjoying being home with him so much it's going to be hard to go back. It's not that I don't love my job, but I love watching my son grow.  I've got a great place for him to go to when I return to work ( my MIL will be watching him) but it will be hard to turn the reins over. Nowadays most families have two working parents, so there are fewer and fewer SAHM's (Stay At Home Mom's). I'm sure I'm overreacting and it won't be traumatic to my son for me to go back to work, it will just be an adjustment. It will however be nice to have a "life" outside of my little home, and my son.  Right now the biggest concerns are nap times, my son's bowel movements and baby food. *sigh*
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Humor Mom Random thoughts

My Creepy Spider

I have been neglecting my blog lately, and I wrote this a few weeks back on Twittermoms.com so I thought I would share it with all of you!

 

 

Every summer there is one spider that hangs out in my window. He sits between my screen and the outside window. Every fall I flush him out--or so i think, and every year he comes back, or it's probably not the same spider but it's kind of fun to think that he is.

A week ago, my husband was cleaning the kitchen--yes it happens a few times a year, and says, "OMG there's a huge spider in the window, hold on (I was talking to him at the time) for a second while I kill him." So I shout NOOOOOO he's my buddy. Apparenlty that was the last thing he'd ever thought he'd hear me say. LOL

So today I had the window open for him to get some food in his web---yes I've become maternal to the stupid thing. and a little mosquito got stuck, well disturbingly enough my "little buddy" was no longer cute as I saw him charge the mosquito and grab him, and run back into the side of the window so he could devour him.

While I hate mosquito's it was gross to see the spider attack LOL I think i'll do some fall cleaning this weekend, it's time for him to move on LOL

UPDATED

Well I did some cleaning but left the window open and wouldn't you know he came back! So last night I had to flush him out again, it was tricky I tell you!  Imagine me waiting by the window until he was sitting on the glass and then quickly opening it up, and taking my kitchen sink hose thingy (I don't know the technical name for it) and spraying him until he fell off!  Guess that window is staying closed until spring.

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